Hurricane!

Hey sweetie. I talked to your dad today, your mom went for her check-up and everything is fine. In two weeks, when she goes back, they'll be able to tell if you are a boy or girl.

There's a big ole nasty storm brewing in the Gulf, the map shows we are the projected point of impact. I hope not. I have seen these major storms before and I hate them. But we will make sure you are o.k., don't worry.